Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2014 4:49 PM
Subject: MY dear Prime Minister Orban, Manager Mc Donalds
Hungary
MY dear Prime Minister Orban and McDonalds Hungary
We have just returned from a
6 week overseas trip to Europe and Israel.
First return since the revolution of 1956:
Sorry we left without the usual formalities.
I managed to get into the wars with your
ubiquituous TOILET TAX – it is everywhere.
Charges vary from EU1 down to nearly
$1!
Upon our arrival by train from Austria I
needed to ‘go’ – and was trying to gain entry to the little room – and was
physically manhandled by the female which in charge of the
MENS!
I complained to no avail to the pair of
policemen – that I had no local currency [we were picked up by a relative] – but
the young copper ventured the idea that this remnant of femalehood could shoot
me! *****
The police person contemplated this scenario
without concern – though he complemented my older person’s mastery of Hungarian
after these years.
I asked whether she was armed – got the
negative. Really!
Pathetic way to introduce me to my place of
birth after these 5 and .6 decades!
Now I ask you questions.
- What if I start another revolution / new party demanding repeal of the toilet. tax? THE TOILET TEA PARTY WE WILL CALL IT!? Would you send the NKVD to get me?
- How many billions do you raise from this inequity? Will you allow my incipient party to share the tax?
- Is it not time you came clean with MCDONALDS in admitting that the TOILET TAX should be openly added to the BIG MAC BURGER’S PRICE? It is an international commodity, you know!
- DO YOU REALIZE THAT MCDONALDS – at the same RAILWAY STATION – is complicit in this fraud in charging the TOILET TAX?
- I will write to HUNGARIAN MCDONALDS AND GET THEM TO ADMIT THIS ANOMALY!
- I hope you develop the appropriate tools – political and otherwise – to deal with the NAZIS. I found no direct or indirect trace of them amongst the delightful Magyars on your streets of Budapest
****I think the date was July 4...my / our initial entry
to BUDAPEST for 57 years!
Regards
Geoff Seidner
13 Alston Gr
Melbourne
East St Kilda 3183
Australia
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